Week 9 Matchup Preview - The Quiet Storm vs Autodraft Bitches

It's another matchup between two bottom quarter teams as we head into the final few weeks of the season. While The Quiet Storm started off as the preseason #2 team in the league, they have swiftly fallen down the rankings, and have now been lurking in the basement of the standings, attempting to play spoiler every week. Meanwhile, Autodraft Bitches has been trying to get above .500 all season, only to keep falling back down to the bottom of the rankings.

Both teams are starting young quarterbacks from New York. Maybe that explains their respective rankings. Autodraft Bitches is rolling out a pair of strong wide receivers in AJ Brown and Julio Jones, plus has power running back Derrick Henry holding down the backfield. Meanwhile, The Quiet Storm is letting Russ cook and is finally getting Michael Thomas back from injury. He also has Josh Jacobs poised for a strong running game this week.

Which team will win? It's a battle for last place again, so you know it's going to be competitive. Can't be any worse than the Jets, right?