Week 6 Matchup Previews

100% That Commish
Oct 12, 2022
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Captain Morgan vs Fueled By Ayahuasca

This Week 6 matchup pits two former division rivals head to head. Captain Morgan is still looking for their first win of the season. Through five games they have the lowest ranked offense and defense of the year. Captain Morgan is allowing an average of 155.37 points scored against them this season while only scoring an average of 111.28 points per game. Their opponent, Fueled By Ayahuasca brings in the ninth ranked offense, averaging 129.30 points per game. But Fueled By Ayahuasca is higher ranked in defense, coming in at fifth with an average of 127.76 points allowed. Captain Morgan will look to finally make a move this week, but Fueled By Ayahuasca stands in the way.

Houston Dinkel vs Team Pup-N-Suds

These two teams are on an absolute tear going in to Week 6, ranking 2nd and 3rd in the league, respectively. Houston Dinkel brings the third ranked offense in this week, averaging a staggering 150.36 points per week. Meanwhile, Team Pup-N-Suds boasts the fifth ranked offense, averaging 140.51 points per week. On the defensive side of the ball, positions are reversed, with Team Pup-N-Suds only allowing 112.32 points per game, good enough to rank second. Houston Dinkel is a little bit less protective of the ball, allowing 135.70 points per game, making them only the eighth ranked defense in the league. Both teams are looking to score this week. Can Houston Dinkel rise to the occasion, or will Team Pup-N-Suds' defense hold strong?

Dinkel 3.16 vs Leknid Lunatics

This Week 6 matchup features two teams coming off a Week 5 win. Dinkel 3.16 is the top team in the league through five weeks. They have the second best offense in the league, averaging 154.39 points per game. Dinkel 3.16 also has a defense ranking in the top half of the league, with their average 128.68 points ranking them the sixth toughest defense in the league. Not to be outdone, Leknid Lunatics is so far boasting the top rated defense of the season, only allowing 112.27 points per game. Unfortunately, the offense can't keep up, as Leknid Lunatics only ranks at 11th in offense, scoring an average 119.38 points per game. Can Leknid Lunatics' defense outlast the second best offense in the league, or will Dinkel 3.16 continue their run at the top?

Autodraft Bitches vs Fowler's Heathens

It's a matchup fit for Thursday Night Football when the #13 and #12 ranked teams go head to head. Autodraft Bitches has had a rough start to the year and rank in the bottom half of the league in offense and defense. Autodraft Bitches is averaging a tenth best 121.68 points per game while allowing a twelfth ranked 141.40 points per game. The offensive production for Fowler's Heathens is worse, as they have the thirteenth ranked offense, averaging 112.05 points per game. But Fowler's Heathens have a much better defense, ranking as the third best defense with an average allowance of 118.14 points per game. While this doesn't look to be another high scoring affair, Fowler's Heathens has the defense to limit the poor offense of Autodraft Bitches.

SMILF vs Car Ramrod

This Week 6 matchup has a battle that sees two teams still jockeying for position. Neither team has had much luck getting into the top tier of the rankings, but neither team has fallen down to the bottom, either. SMILF is averaging 134.61 points per game, which is good for the sixth best offense in the league across the first five weeks. The defensive side for SMILF is a little less productive, allowing 138.42 points, a league ranked ninth. Car Ramrod is floating around the same area for offensive positing, coming in at eighth with an average of 132.56 points. Car Ramrod is stronger on defense, only allowing 126.15 points per game, the fourth best in the league. Both teams need a good solid win to move up in the league. Can Car Ramrod hold the line, or will SMILF come out on top?

Ginger Lightning vs The Dictatorship

Both of these teams are coming off disappointing Week 5 losses and are looking to turn it around this week. Ginger Lightning has the distinction of being the only team that ranks the same in offense and defense. Ginger Lightning has the seventh best offense and defense in the league, scoring an average of 132.62 points each game while allowing 132.31 points per game. In another weird twist, The Dictatorship is separated from the seventh position in each category. The Dictatorship has the fourth best defense in the league, scoring 145.16 points per game while their tenth ranked defense is allowing 138.82 points per game. Can the high scoring defense overcome the poor defense for The Dictatorship? Or will the middle of the road offense and defense of Ginger Lightning prevail?

STL House Centipedes vs All 2 Whales

These two teams brought the league up to fourteen teams this year. All 2 Whales is leading the league in offense in their return to the league, averaging 156 points per game. The defense is very lacking though, as All 2 Whales has the second worst defense in the league, giving up an average of 149.65 points per game. The rookie of the league, STL House Centipedes is at the other end of the offensive spectrum, boasting the third worst offense in the league, with an average of 118.41 points per game. Compounding the issue for STL House Centipedes is the eleventh ranked defense that is allowing 141.32 points each game. It looks like a good matchup for the high powered All 2 Whales offense, but could their defense allow STL House Centipedes to sneak in and grab the win?