Week 3 Recap
- 100% That Commish
- Sep 26, 2023
- 8 min read
Well that was a fun week for some people. A historic performance from the Dolphins saw a lot of fantasy players go off. Similar big games from the Bills, Texans, Chargers, Chiefs, and Vikings made for some great matchups and plenty of points to be had by fantasy managers. Let's take a look and see who capitalized.
In a lopsided matchup, STL House Centipedes crushed All 2 Whales with a score of 185.92 to 108.58. The victory was sealed early on Sunday, leaving All 2 Whales in the dust. With grades of D- and A+, it's clear who the real winner is here. Maybe All 2 Whales should consider some extra credit for next week? All 2 Whales' best player, D'Andre Swift, managed to beat his projection by 7.74 points, scoring 19.80 points. Meanwhile, Calvin Ridley couldn't quite live up to expectations, falling short of his projection by 9.77 points with a score of 7.00. On the other side, STL House Centipedes' star player, Davante Adams, went above and beyond, surpassing his projection by a whopping 29.81 points and scoring 47.20. However, not everyone on STL House Centipedes was a superstar. Matthew Stafford fell short of his projection by 6.04 points, scoring 16.46. STL House Centipedes' dominant performance has improved their record to 1-2-0, putting them in 8th place in the standings. Meanwhile, All 2 Whales' loss drops them to a 1-2-0 record and 10th place in the standings. It seems like STL House Centipedes is on the rise, while All 2 Whales might need to step up their game if they want to climb out of the bottom. Looking ahead, All 2 Whales will face off against The Dictatorship next week. After this week's disappointing performance, All 2 Whales should take some time to regroup and come up with a game plan to turn things around. As for STL House Centipedes, they will be going head-to-head with Captain Not-so-Morgan. With their impressive victory this week, STL House Centipedes should ride that momentum into next week and continue their winning streak.
In a dominating performance, Houston Dinkel crushed Team Pup-N-Suds with an impressive score of 178.66, leaving Team Pup-N-Suds in the dust with a measly 103.16 points. The victory was sealed on Thursday, giving Houston Dinkel a head start for the week. It seems like Houston Dinkel's A+ grade was well-deserved, while Team Pup-N-Suds' D- grade reflected their lackluster performance. Houston Dinkel's star player, Tua Tagovailoa, showed no mercy as they surpassed their projected score by a whopping 21.94 points, scoring an impressive 45.36 points. On the other hand, Houston Dinkel's worst player, Rhamondre Stevenson, couldn't quite live up to expectations, falling short of their projection by 4.69 points and scoring a disappointing 7.20 points. As for Team Pup-N-Suds, their best player, Jerome Ford, managed to exceed their projection by 7.11 points, contributing 19.10 points to the team's total. Unfortunately, Team Pup-N-Suds' worst player, Daniel Jones, failed to meet expectations by a staggering 13.34 points, only scoring 4.98 points. With this victory, Houston Dinkel improves their record to 2-1-0 and secures the 4th place in the standings. Team Pup-N-Suds, on the other hand, drops to a disappointing 1-2-0 and finds themselves in 12th place. It seems like Houston Dinkel's dominance has propelled them to new heights, while Team Pup-N-Suds continues to struggle in the league. Looking ahead, Houston Dinkel will face off against Car Ramrod next week. With their strong performance this week, Houston Dinkel should feel confident going into the matchup and aim to maintain their winning streak. As for Team Pup-N-Suds, they will be up against SMILF. It's crucial for Team Pup-N-Suds to regroup and strategize if they want to bounce back from this defeat. Perhaps some roster changes or a new game plan could help them turn things around.
In a decisive victory, The Dictatorship dominated Autodraft Bitches with a score of 146.82 to 114.44. The victory came early on Sunday, leaving Autodraft Bitches wondering where they went wrong. A resounding A+ grade for The Dictatorship had them at the head of the class this week. It was Amari Cooper in the starring role this week, scoring 33.60 points for The Dictatorship, blowing past his projected 13.95 points. But the biggest disappointment of the week was Darren Waller, who only scored 5.00 points against his 9.36 point expectations. For Autodraft Bitches, it was Justin Jefferson shining in defeat, putting up 35.9 points, 16.1 points above his anticipated total. Nico Collins couldn't get it done this week, only scoring 5.40 points against his projected 11.47 points. With this win, The Dictatorship moves to 2-1-0 and secures their continued 6th place in the standings. Autodraft Bitches, after suffering their first loss of the season, now sits at 2-1-0 and falls to 7th place. Looking ahead to next week, The Dictatorship faces off against All 2 Whales and will hope to continue their momentum to secure another victory. For Autodraft Bitches, it's time to bounce back and grab a win against ICT FC. Can both of these teams score a victory next week?
In a stunning display of dominance, Captain Not-so-Morgan crushed Leknid Lunatics with a score of 122.70 to 94.26. The victory was sealed on Monday, leaving Leknid Lunatics in the dust. With an impressive A+ grade, Captain Not-so-Morgan proved they are a force to be reckoned with. Captain Not-so-Morgan's best player, A.J. Brown, exceeded expectations by scoring 27.10 points, beating their projected 17.06 points. On the other hand, Dak Prescott was the weakest link for Captain Not-so-Morgan, falling short of their projected 23.29 points with only 17.36 points. As for Leknid Lunatics, Deebo Samuel was the shining star, outperforming their projected 16.96 points with an impressive 31.10 points. Unfortunately, Derrick Henry was a major disappointment for Leknid Lunatics, scoring a measly 2.00 points instead of their projected 13.31 points. With this win, Captain Not-so-Morgan maintains their undefeated record of 3-0-0, solidifying their standing at number 2 in the league. Leknid Lunatics, on the other hand, continues to struggle with a disappointing 0-3-0 record, currently sitting at 14th place. Captain Not-so-Morgan's victory over Leknid Lunatics further emphasizes the difference in their performance this season. Looking ahead, Captain Not-so-Morgan will face off against STL House Centipedes next week. With their stellar performance this week, Captain Not-so-Morgan should feel confident heading into the matchup. As for Leknid Lunatics, they will be going up against Ginger Lightning. After a disappointing loss, Leknid Lunatics will need to regroup and strategize if they want to turn their season around. Perhaps some roster changes are in order?
In a stunning victory, Witch Please dominated ICT FC with a score of 158.78, leaving ICT FC in the dust with a measly 138.90. The win occurred during the early Sunday games, leaving ICT FC questioning their performance. Despite ICT FC's C- grade, they couldn't keep up with the A+ performance of Witch Please. It seems like grades don't always predict success! ICT FC's best player, Andy Dalton, exceeded expectations by scoring 36.54 points, beating their projection by a whopping 16.01 points. However, it wasn't enough to save ICT FC from defeat. On the other hand, Joe Burrow disappointed ICT FC by falling short of their projection by 13.34 points, scoring only 10.16 points. Ouch! With this win, Witch Please improves their record to 2-1-0 and secures the 5th spot in the standings. Meanwhile, ICT FC's record drops to 1-2-0, placing them at the 11th position. It's clear that Witch Please is on the rise while ICT FC is struggling to find their footing. Will ICT FC be able to bounce back or will they continue to slide down the standings? Only time will tell. Looking ahead, Witch Please will face off against Fowler's Heathens next week. With their impressive performance this week, Witch Please should enter the matchup with confidence. As for ICT FC, they will be going head-to-head against Autodraft Bitches. It's crucial for ICT FC to regroup and analyze their strategies to avoid another disappointing loss. Will ICT FC be able to turn things around or will they continue to struggle? Stay tuned!
In a stunning display of dominance, Fowler's Heathens crushed Car Ramrod with a score of 163.26, leaving Car Ramrod in the dust with a mere 143.74 points. The victory was sealed early on Sunday, leaving Car Ramrod wondering what went wrong. It seems like Fowler's Heathens' A+ grade was well-deserved, while Car Ramrod's C- grade fell short. Fowler's Heathens' best player, Raheem Mostert, showed no mercy as they surpassed their projection of 11.14 points by scoring an impressive 45.20 points. Meanwhile, Fowler's Heathens' worst player, Tee Higgins, couldn't quite live up to expectations, falling short of their projection of 14.48 points with a disappointing 4.10 points. On the other side, Car Ramrod's best player, Jimmy Garoppolo, exceeded expectations with 29.66 points, beating their projection of 18.20 points. Unfortunately, Car Ramrod's worst player, Zach Wilson, had a rough day, scoring only 6.38 points instead of the projected 13.88 points. With this win, Fowler's Heathens maintains their perfect record of 3-0-0, securing the top spot in the standings. Car Ramrod, on the other hand, falls to a record of 1-2-0 and currently sits at the 9th position. It's clear that Fowler's Heathens came to play this season, while Car Ramrod has some catching up to do. Will Fowler's Heathens continue their winning streak or will Car Ramrod bounce back? Looking ahead to next week, Fowler's Heathens will be facing off against Witch Please. With their strong performance this week, Fowler's Heathens should feel confident heading into the matchup. As for Car Ramrod, they have a tough challenge ahead as they go up against Houston Dinkel. It's time for Car Ramrod to regroup and strategize if they want to come out on top. Good luck to both teams!
In a matchup that was decided on Thursday, SMILF came out on top with a score of 157.54, leaving Ginger Lightning in the dust with a score of 142.54. Looks like SMILF's A-grade really paid off this week, while Ginger Lightning's C-grade just couldn't cut it. Better luck next time, Ginger Lightning! SMILF's star player, Kirk Cousins, really showed up this week, beating his projection by a whopping 26.49 points and scoring 41.68 points in total. On the other hand, SMIILF's worst player, Khalil Herbert, fell short of his projection by 5.23 points, only managing to score 3.50 points. As for Ginger Lightning, their best player, Keenan Allen, surpassed his projection by 39.55 points, scoring an impressive 56.46 points. Unfortunately, their worst player, Sam Howell, had a rough week, falling short of his projection by 18.75 points and ending up with -1.40 points. Ouch! With this victory, SMILF improves their record to 2-1-0 and sits comfortably in 3rd place in the standings. Meanwhile, Ginger Lightning remains winless at 0-3-0 and finds themselves in 13th place. It's a tough road ahead for Ginger Lightning, but they'll have a chance to redeem themselves next week against Leknid Lunatics. As for SMILF, they'll be facing off against Team Pup-N-Suds. Will they be able to maintain their winning streak? For Ginger Lightning, it's time to regroup and strategize. They had some standout performances this week, but they'll need to address their underperforming players if they want to secure a win next week. As for SMILF, they should continue to ride the wave of success and capitalize on their strong players. With a record of 2-1-0, they're off to a great start, but they can't afford to get complacent. Good luck to both teams in their upcoming matchups!
Studs & Duds
Stud - WR Keenan Allen with 56.46 points for Ginger Lightning
RB De'Von Achane had 61.30 points on SMILF's bench this week as well.
Dud - QB Sam Howell with -1.4 points, also for Ginger Lightning
This is the first time this season that the stud and dud of the week came from the same squad.
Weekly Challenge - ICT FC
This week's Weekly Challenge was Benchwarmers and was given to the team with the lowest bench score. Congrats to ICT FC who only left 11 points on the bench. Next week is Photo Finish and goes to the team with the smallest margin of victory. SMILF would have won that challenge this week with a 15 point margin of victory.
Weekly Rankings
Fowler's Heathens (+1)
Captain Not-So-Morgan (-1)
SMILF (+1)
Houston Dinkel (+1)
Witch Please (+3)
The Dictatorship
Autodraft Bitches (-4)
STL House Centipedes (+6)
Car Ramrod (+1)
All 2 Whales (-3)
ICT FC
Team Pup-N-Suds (-3)
Ginger Lightning (-1)
Leknid Lunatics (-1)
Week 4 includes a London game, so wake up early and watch some action from across the pond! Or at least make sure you've made lineup adjustments ahead of time.
Enjoy Week 4!
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